Suppose your autonomous vehicle

Suppose your autonomous vehicle was driving down the road, with you in the back seat checking watching Youtube, and the vehicle chanced upon an unusual situation, where it would have to kill either:

  • The Archbishop of Canterbury, Jack the Ripper, and a tribe of Zulus, thus destroying the British Empire
  •  Five random Wallstreet Bankers, to the mortification of their capital gains
  • Jesus Christ, Mother Theresa, Abraham Lincoln, and Martin Luther
  • or you

Who would sign the victim statement? Who would inherit your fortune cookies?

Hand me my slide rule and my procrastinator. I will tell you in a New York minute.