Reservations

Hey you! Your pants are on fire!

Pay no tension to the curses of a crotchety old geezer.

Crochety as the lack of ball room, yet a faithful geezer.

We reserve the right, though we lead with our left, to mock, malign, mortify, minimize, mess with, and misundersestimate:

  • folks from the funny farm
  • nut cases
  • she who for her heirs left a lot to be desired
  • he who left his creditors a pretty penny
  • the hardly boys when they met the milky maidens

It is but right, however, to mention in the first place the plants whose discoverers can be found, with their properties classified according to the kinds of disease for which they are a remedy. To reflect indeed on this makes one pity the lot of man.