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Coolio on Janet Jackson in the Super Bowl

From the February 2, 2004, edition.

damm yomama

her new album drops next week. coincidence? i think nay. and yes, this was part of the act. supposedly MTV as well as CBS knew about it.

It’s too bad that Shania Twain performed at the Superbowl LAST YEAR.

I’ve seen better in National Geographic! This ho is a skanky has-been!!!

omg that is going to leave me a very horrible thought

Yeah i saw that shit when it happened, i was like “HOT DAMN,DID I JUST SEE JANETS TIT POP OUT, OR AN I REALLY FN DRUNK?”

The one tit is not really happy there, its all misshapen and uncomfortable-looking. Definately NOT attractive at all. How embarrassing for everyone who looked on.

Piss poor. This was a bad display. I am glad the FCC will be doing something about this.

That was definitely staged; why else would she have had a pasty covering her nipple???? But, it’s always nice to see a celebrities goods!!! Glad I was taping the Superbowl…

nicebuds: could rip it to DivX please 🙂

The TV stations here in Belgium didn’t broadcast the Superbowl and this edition appears to be the best in years.

thank god in brazil we never watch superbowl

they have the movie,some pics and the gif of it.

It was sorat funny cause the lyrics of the song where “gonna get naked by the end of this song” then he rips her bra. Funny eh?

Well, a Jackson flashing a jong boy.

Nothing new.

ROFL gridfox!!! 😀

What the hell is going on with the world!?!? If they can show such obscenity on TV, then I guess Playboy TV is not really “adults only”, is it?! YIKES!!!!!!

so you got to see a nipple on tv for less then a second. It nothing that you haven’t seen before (espically if you are a regular visitor to this site)

I’m failing to see the huge problem with this, i mean it’s nothing, the victoria secrect show has more nudity.

Regardless of what you think of her breast, if it was staged or not, or even her weirdness, it is strange that visitors or regulars to this site would call it obscene or seek censorship. Oh, that’s right you just accidentally happened to have found this site.

hot damn!!! the tity looks all sick itself, she should take it in, see if the docs can get some descent color back into it. Either that she’s been taking her titties to the same doc, her brother has been seeing for his plastic fake ass face….

i can’t believe michael jackson, he’s so crazy, showing his tit to that young boy justin

Thats got to hurt. I thought it was a pasty, not a gigantic nipple ring when i saw it live. I think Timberlake did it on purpose as he reached for it and pulled the shirt off. I don’t think she expected it because she looked stunned and covered it right away.

SHIT Within no time she will walk the same path like her bro

can anybody crack this site: take a look at those cans!

jacko wacko syndrome has spread to the siblings

Don’t know or care if it was planned but it isn’t pretty.

eeeeww thats the nastiest looking boob I’ve ever seen!

if her boob is nice or not, janet jackson was brave in my eyes. it’s pure bigotry to rant over her performance. US citizens really seem to be locked up in a very narrow state of mind

i dislike piercings and do not favour riveted leather clothes. but i also hate taboos of every kind. my two year old learned the word “dog shit” today because – i think i’t useful for him!

so go punish her for her deeds, you will make her a hero of freedom in my eyes. i think she knew what she did.

and, michael, you lost a lot of credibility in criticising her.

Tho U.S. broadcasters ARE ultra conservative about female nipples during the family viewing hour. Ironic if one considers the primary purpose of said nipples.

Is that what U find narrow minded?

Yeah Luc you fuckin suck

What a business woman…. our kind of chick! She proves beyond a reasonable doubt that sex is and will continue to be the strongest force in human kind that can sell just about anything…in her case her upcoming record~.

Book of Ether. Chapter 1


Let’s lay our cards on the table. Either you’ll die laughing at this fitting fable for our simple times, when all’s white with the world, and black is the color of my true love’s heir, or not. Rue not the sprue.

Osama bin one bad motherfucker, gotta give him that. Counted coup big time on yonder seaboard. Or so they say. Himself disclaims credit. Ancient history now.

Inland, from beyond the Bitterroot to the frontiers of the Flathead, tribes were called to cache in their buffalo chips. “Listen up yo captains of industry. May God grant you the grace to suck up your forty pieces.”

I stopped by the beauty salon to say goodbye to my wife.

To speak ballistically, and in all hottentotitude, those baden-baden mothfoggers are marching to their own drummer, all dumbed up on sanctity and god bless America, god damn it to fucking hell. Are you beginning to get the point? United we stand with a bird in the hand.

By fucking Osama we have slipped the bonds of Echelon and thrown Carnivore a tasty fiche for its quarterly report. Saint Bill of the Gates will claim his pound of flesh, but it’s two hundred percent deductible. We gonna give him a plutonium enema. Right upside the head. Okay, slow down before we get a bust, if you wood get my drift.

Now is the time for all of us half-bad men to consult their palm pilots, and make like Samson in all his glories. Women mutatis mutandis, or, as they say downtown, nematodes to the Monroe Doctrine.

Diet of Worms

This new Christian diet is all the rage, the Diet of Worms. The infidels tend to choke on it, as was its design. The doctors of divinity prescribe a bracing tonic of extreme devotion to those in remission. Many long-standing disputes have finally been settled, to the best of our knowledge.

Cold war

I didn’t start it, but I carried my weight as best I could during the cold war. So I have earned the right to speak plainly to you, as thou art either the best of men or the better half of women — exclusions may apply in some jurisdictions. We thy servants must be a sorry flock to set before the king.

Please to forgive these scholarly blind alleys — I no longer have time to become immortalized as a poet of the first magnitude. But someday, if my ship comes in and I can afford to become a philosopher, I would like to solve once and for all the riddle of existence. And if it was in my genes to become that molecular biologist who puts it all together, I would trace my ancestries to the skin of a virus. Even if I could get into psychoanalysis, given my upbringing, I would make your head spin. Figuratively, of course.


Nightjars are medium-sized nocturnal or crepuscular birds with long wings, short legs and very short bills. They are sometimes referred to as goatsuckers from the ancient folklore that they sucked milk from goats (the Latin for goatsucker is Caprimulgus). Some New World species are named as nighthawks.

And nightly under the simple stars
As I rode to sleep the owls were bearing the farm away,
All the moon long I heard, blessed among stables, the nightjars
Flying with the ricks, and the horses
Flashing into the dark.

— Fern Hill

Green grow the russians, o

I’ll sing you twelve.

Twelve for a dozen cosmonauts
Of whom eleven went to heaven.

Ten for ten Comanches
Nine hung with a noose with thirteen twists.

Eight for April’s foolish
Blessed by the brothers and sisters of fate.

Seven for the six brownshirts
And their high-five symbols at your door.

Four for the bakers of Jesus,
and the quakers of the compass rose.

One, two, three, the rivals.
Do not cross the great water.

Two lily-white boys clothed in green.

DOS bedoyna.